Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Things I've learned by the pool in Vegas this week!

Yes, if you missed it, I'm in Vegas this week. I'm trying to relax as much as possible and that means I'm making like I'm comatose by the pool as much as possible LOL. Thought I'd share some thoughts and observations (deep and meaningful of course) I've had this week:
  1. If you're lobster red and still baking yourself, you're most likely British.
  2. There's no bod good enough for speedos. Sorry. There's just not!
  3. It's 90 degrees out but that still doesn't stop people dressing in head to toe black. I bet they're from NY.
  4. I don't care. You might be on vacation and this is Vegas but I still think 9:30 am is too early for Tequila shots. Seriously.
  5. If your butt is more than half the width of a pool lounger, chances are it's too big for a Brazilian cut bikini bottom. Just sayin.
  6. Yes, there is some ink on guys that just looks weird and wrong.
  7. I'm still not convinced bikinis and stilettos go together.
  8. Everyone has cellulite. Well, except for that b*tch 3 chairs down from me today. Why can't she sit on the other side of the pool?


  1. Hahahahahaha. I'm so jealous right now. I wish I was sitting next to you!

    Amber Skyze

  2. Love it! Glad you're having fun.

  3. I can't stop laughing! This list should be printed on T-shirts or something. Vegas gift shops...just sayin ;)

  4. Glad you are having a relaxing time! I'm going to be in Las Vegas next month (just before Nationals), I'm so excited!

    (Although I hope the cellulite free girl has well and truly left by then!)