I'm not one for generalizations, but I saw this and couldn't resist :).
HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Support her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Cuddle with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her. etc etc etc......
HOW TO TREAT A MAN:
Show up naked, bring chicken wings and beer and DON'T BLOCK THE TV!
Of course, none of MY heroes are like that ;).