- If you're lobster red and still baking yourself, you're most likely British.
- There's no bod good enough for speedos. Sorry. There's just not!
- It's 90 degrees out but that still doesn't stop people dressing in head to toe black. I bet they're from NY.
- I don't care. You might be on vacation and this is Vegas but I still think 9:30 am is too early for Tequila shots. Seriously.
- If your butt is more than half the width of a pool lounger, chances are it's too big for a Brazilian cut bikini bottom. Just sayin.
- Yes, there is some ink on guys that just looks weird and wrong.
- I'm still not convinced bikinis and stilettos go together.
- Everyone has cellulite. Well, except for that b*tch 3 chairs down from me today. Why can't she sit on the other side of the pool?
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Things I've learned by the pool in Vegas this week!
Yes, if you missed it, I'm in Vegas this week. I'm trying to relax as much as possible and that means I'm making like I'm comatose by the pool as much as possible LOL. Thought I'd share some thoughts and observations (deep and meaningful of course) I've had this week: